Who are you?, or more of, who am I?

I am, in fact a 5’10 (for now) transitioning college kid, so YES I’m poor, but I’m funny and creative and sexy (if you’re a hot girl wondering if I’m single). How we dress ourselves matters in the conquest of fortune, meaning, fame, or in the small chance of love. Which is why you NEED to Thread Lightly. (See the word play I did?)